Ladies and gents, we are proud to present FUCKNO:
To download the album click on this here link: LittleRockRecords.com/releases/Lil060_FUCKNO_LP.zip
Here's the tracklist in full:
AVERAGE JOE STALIN Montelle Gets Things Done
BOY ARMY Love Without Brains
BLACKHEAD Nemesis
BLUE SABBATH BLACK FIJI Love Lagoon
BLOOD OF THE BULL She Smokes Opium
DALAI DAHMER Danger Is Dropping
DAM MANTLE Purple Arrow
DIVORCE Juice Of Youth (Niallist Remix)
DOXY Stelbsmord
DR NOJOKE & KID RITALIN Sublimacy
GATR LSD (DMT Remix)
GEOFF BEFORE DISHONOUR Cro Magnon
GERMLIN Marousa Remix
GUMMY STUMPS Piecemeal
HANNAS BARBER End Jump (And Then)
HEADLESS KAMIKAZE La Crise vs La Macroeconomie
J-LAB Twisted
KIDS ON TV Cockwolves (Yss Sir Idol Remix)
KYLIE MINOISE Wizard Puke
LOUTS For Stupid Forces
MIAOUX MIAOUX Hrvatski
MINUS TWO QUARTET Untitled (Extract)
NOISY PIG Silly Pepper
NORIHITO KODAMA Momiji
SILENI Thunder/Sun Live
TEXTURE A Dark Wind Blows
THE RADIATION LINE Brandishing The Light Eternal
TOKAMAK Untitled 1
ULTIMATE THRUSH Complex Cat (Live At Optimo)
VARS OF LICHI There's Movement From The Kitchen
WEENLIZ Bear
Happy April!
30 April 2010
Countdown to FUCKNO: Part 31 Ultimate Thrush

One of our most enduring memories of Ultimate Thrush was prepping the next act at our NORAVE deletion party in the backstage area, when their vocalist burst, mid-song, through the door. Dressed in a robe and rubber mask, and still holding his microphone, he climbed screaming onto me, then ran back to performing.
Spiritual and touring brothers with Divorce, they're a far more spastic and noise-driven proposition, but equally as devastating live. For FUCKNO, we've used the audio from their live performance at Optimo back in December, which, raw as it is, gives a pretty good impression of how chaotic they are live. Check the videos for proof- Jonney Buck's footage of Ultimate Thrush.
Ultimate Thrush - Complex Cat (Live At Optimo)
National Don't Vote Tory Day - May 6th, 2010
As per usual come election time we are left with a spread of cretinous fuckwits to choose from. In such a field of nightmares, it gets easy to forget just how shit being ruled by the tories can be.
Never Forget.
Cave Paintings 1x & 1y

As you will have read before on Shallow Rave, Andy Blake of Dissident Distribution renown is setting up a new label. In the past he has released records by favourites of ours like Ali Renault, Hard Ton, Gatto Fritto, and of course the Niallist. His new venture promises to something very different though, as each release HAS to have been made on analogue gear and done live in one take. Brave move!
We're pleased to be able to present for our readers excerpts from the two tracks on the first Cave Paintings 12", titled very minimally 1x and 1y. Both tunes are well over the ten minute mark, so what we give you here are editted versions to ensure you go out and buy the actual record. Keep vinyl alive!
CAVE PAINTINGS 1x
CAVE PAINTINGS 1y
Countdown To Fuckno PART 30 Vars Of Lichi

Image by Krakow81
It's almost at an end! Only one more post to go and that will be the entire album comped and available to download as a oner - with maybe a special surprise for you guys if you're lucky!
But we're not through with the countdown yet, no siree Bob. Here's a track from well known Glasgow alt-guitar-noise heroes Vars Of Litchi. Vars play loose, improvised alt-rock on guitar and drums, and have been kicking out the jams in Glasgow and around the UK for a few years now. "There's Movement From The Kitchen" is taken from their forthcoming album, and is remiscent of Lee Ranaldo and Billy Cobham on shitloads of psychedelics jamming in a washing machine. Enjoy!
VARS OF LICHI There's Movement From The Kitchen
29 April 2010
Countdown to FUCKNO Part 29 LOUTS

Mr Cuneen, who also moonlights as one half of the Dam Mantle live experience, almost didn't get this to us in time (the clock has been ticking!) but we are overflowing with joy that we can now get him and his scuzzed-up lo-fi hip-hop sound onto the compilation. The break in this tune is naggingly famiiar - any ideas as to what it might be?
LOUTS For Stupid Forces
Tanith is Sick
Techno legend, outspoken politico and our co-panelist in Berlin, Tanith runs an excellent blog (I'm assured of this by German speaking friends) over at http://www.tanith.org/, he's also responsible for some awesome techno / dubstep / nasty mixes, which I've been enjoying. As Tanith is a renowned supporter of the Creative Commons mindset, all these are free downloads. Yeah.
TanithMix 2-10 (Nosebleed 2010 Mix) by Tanith
Tanithmix 3-10 (Winteraustreibung) by Tanith
TanithMix 2-10 (Nosebleed 2010 Mix) by Tanith
Tanithmix 3-10 (Winteraustreibung) by Tanith
28 April 2010
Girly and Curvy

The strip is written by Josh Lesnick, who also runs Slipshine (definitely NSFW), a drawn-porn-portal "for fans of comics that are sexy, fun, and perhaps a bit silly".
Girly starts here, and the latest storyline kicks off here.I was inspired to post here by the last few installments, but if I were starting anew, I'd be inclined to check out the archives.
If you found the low level romance of Girly a bit tame - and if you like your webcomics more scifi and less sorcerous - you might also want to check out Curvy (NSFW).
Another strip with heavy gamer influences and a hefty dose of hallucinomorphic whimsy, Curvy follows the adventures of Anaïs as she discovers our world is not alone, or indeed safe. I haven't read as much yet, but what I have read is erotic, weird and strangely innocent.
Curvy is by Sylvan Migdal, the author of Where The Typos Og, but don't expect it to push the same buttons; this is quite a different strip.
Countdown to FUCKNO Part 28 GUMMY STUMPS

Gummy Stumps have been knocking around the Glasgow scene for a few years now - they played with us at Rock'n'Shock 3 all the way back in the dark days of 2006. Comprised of an ex-member of Tigersushi's nowave merchants Park Attack, and fronted by the legendary Glasgow character "Spicy" Colin, Gummy Stumps make a kind of Fallian racket - but The Fall with a large rocket wedged up their arse and the door outlook of Glasgow (as opposed to the sunny disposition of Manchester). And yes they are as good as that sounds. They are in fact awesome!
We're very happy to be able to offer you lot the first track on the upcoming Gummy Stumps debut album release, a track called "Piecemeal". The album is called "Thwarted Mirth" and is a collection of Gummy tracks from the last 3 years. It will be released very soon through the mighty Winning Sperm Party (who are on fire right now) as a free download or a limited edition CD with very special artwork. We're looking forward to this!
GUMMY STUMPS Piecemeal
Flying Lotus & Gaslamp Killer / Nobody & Take Mixes
Couple of good mixes for folks to check out, in a post-crunk/boom-bap style.

First up is the latest podcast from the LA based club night Low End Theory, mixed by resident DJ Nobody and featuring guest DJ Take. I discovered this through the awesome Dangerous Minds blog, where Nobody is a contributor. See, it's not all Croweyan conspiracy and crypto-intellectual readings of Lady Gaga over there, its quite a lot of great music too. There's another 13 podcasts in the Low End Theory series (as the name would suggest), so if you like 14 check the others out too.

One of the other residents at Low End Theory is the reknowned Gaslamp Killer, who has just put together a decade-spanning retrospective mix of unreleased music by Flying Lotus, as a lead up to the release of FlyLo's new album "Cosmogramma" through Warp Records in early May. That's all you really need to know about it, to be honest. The names "Flying Lotus" and "Gaslamp Killer" should be good enough. Go get!

First up is the latest podcast from the LA based club night Low End Theory, mixed by resident DJ Nobody and featuring guest DJ Take. I discovered this through the awesome Dangerous Minds blog, where Nobody is a contributor. See, it's not all Croweyan conspiracy and crypto-intellectual readings of Lady Gaga over there, its quite a lot of great music too. There's another 13 podcasts in the Low End Theory series (as the name would suggest), so if you like 14 check the others out too.

One of the other residents at Low End Theory is the reknowned Gaslamp Killer, who has just put together a decade-spanning retrospective mix of unreleased music by Flying Lotus, as a lead up to the release of FlyLo's new album "Cosmogramma" through Warp Records in early May. That's all you really need to know about it, to be honest. The names "Flying Lotus" and "Gaslamp Killer" should be good enough. Go get!
27 April 2010
Countdown to FUCKNO part 27 Minus Two Quartet


And after the storm comes the soothing calm.
Minus Two Quartet is the work of two relatively well known musician/producers from down south, Michael Wright (of Brassica and Gold Blood) and Stuart Lee (of Jacob's Stories). They came together for a series of improvised ambient sessions under the MTQ moniker, and the results are beautiful. Melancholic keys brush up against sighs and clicks to create waves of dynamics - vocal harmonies and quirks are filtered through an Eno-esque synth palette on tracks that can be anywhere up to 14 minutes long.
We are very glad to have them involved in FUCKNO and to present to you here an extract from their contribution, fittingly titled "Untitled".
MINUS TWO QUARTET - Untitled (Extract)
Ben Sims House Mix on Essex Rascals

If you, like me, know Ben Sims for late 90s looped up banging techno then the Essex Rascals show that he does on www.deepfrequency.com with Tony Anderson, Mark Broom and Paul Mac may not be what you would expect.
The show covers house, hip-hop, funk, soul, techno and the latest show has an absolute banger of a house mix from Mr Sims himself. You can listen to it here and the archives are well worth checking out too! It's also worth having a nose at the Essex Rascals site for information on them.
Optimogeddon
This is what the last moments of Optimo looked and sounded like:
Optimogeddon: The Chain from Mike D on Vimeo.
Take your pick
So who are you voting for?


Taken from the amazing blog of our mate Lola Dupré. We tried to convince Lola to do Nick Clegg too, and who knows it may yet happen.


Taken from the amazing blog of our mate Lola Dupré. We tried to convince Lola to do Nick Clegg too, and who knows it may yet happen.
26 April 2010
Countdown to FUCKNO Part 26 GERMLIN

OK, we are entering the final stretches of the Countdown to Fuckno - there's now 5 days left to go.
Germlin is the now-de-artiste of Joe Howe, who in the past has been a part of Gay Against You, and is currently making music as part of Ben Butler & Mouse Pad. It didn't feel right ot have one half of G.A.Y. (yes, Average Joe Stalin IS Lachlann Ratray), one of the key acts on the original NORAVE comp, on FUCKNO without having something from the other half. So, we hassled Joe and he has kindy agreed to donate a track to the album. Hurrah!!
It's the Germlin remix of Japanese noise merchant Marousa - fine by us as Japanese noise is very NORAVE. It's taken from the album Watermelon Dude Zone, which is available to download now (donations more than welcome) from: germlin.bandcamp.com. Get it, it's great!
GERMLIN Marousa Remix
NIALLIST Menergy Mix
Just posting this here for all a y'all who didn't get it already -it's my first Menergy Mix! The kind of thing you will hear if and when you come to a Menergy night. Hi-NRG, Italo, Electro-pop, House & Gay Disco.

Patrick Cowley & Sylvester - Menergy
Earlene Bentley - The Boys Come To Town (Disco Beard Edit)
Starflight - Dance To The Beat
Azari & III - Hungry For The Power
The Human League - Gold (Bicep Edit)
In Flagranti - Brash 'n' Vulgar (Disco 3000 Edit)
Soft Rocks - The Devil Made Us Do It
Walter Murphy - Tocata & Funk in D Minor
Azul Y Negro - The Night
Den Haan - Night Shift
Patrick Hernandez - Born To Be Alive
Boystown Gang - Disco Kicks
The Ring - Savage Lover
Ronnie Dyson - All Over Your Face (Disco Plumber Edit)
Taylor Dane - Tell It To My Heart (Percapella)
Pet Shop Boys - Heart (Disco Mix)

Patrick Cowley & Sylvester - Menergy
Earlene Bentley - The Boys Come To Town (Disco Beard Edit)
Starflight - Dance To The Beat
Azari & III - Hungry For The Power
The Human League - Gold (Bicep Edit)
In Flagranti - Brash 'n' Vulgar (Disco 3000 Edit)
Soft Rocks - The Devil Made Us Do It
Walter Murphy - Tocata & Funk in D Minor
Azul Y Negro - The Night
Den Haan - Night Shift
Patrick Hernandez - Born To Be Alive
Boystown Gang - Disco Kicks
The Ring - Savage Lover
Ronnie Dyson - All Over Your Face (Disco Plumber Edit)
Taylor Dane - Tell It To My Heart (Percapella)
Pet Shop Boys - Heart (Disco Mix)
25 April 2010
Optimo Playlist

It's the last ever Optimo tonight! Sob!! But hey, now you too can relive the glory days from the comfort of your own home, with this handy "Optimo Playlist" on Youtube.
You will now never have to leave the house on a Sunday night. But, always remember kids, it's just not as good as it used to be.
The Zeusaphone
So, I came across this company called zeusaphone who will sell you a musical Tesla coil.
Seriously.
If you don't believe me, here's the band Masters of Lightning in action with two zeusaphones.
I reckon that every piece of electronic music from now should be played exclusively on these instruments. If there isn't lightning at the next gig I go to I will be seriously disappointed.
Seriously.
If you don't believe me, here's the band Masters of Lightning in action with two zeusaphones.
I reckon that every piece of electronic music from now should be played exclusively on these instruments. If there isn't lightning at the next gig I go to I will be seriously disappointed.
Countdown to FUCKNO: Part 25 The Radiation Line

A dark and impenetrable fog of feedback; ominous gurglings as the earth shifts beneath your feet; light sprays highlight blurred shadows; exiled pagan monsters break bones beneath their hooves. That is the Radiation Line.
The Radiation Line have released a number of self-pressed, limited edition EPs, available from Avalanche, Monorail and at live gigs, but a recent bootleg recording from the 13th Note is available here (linked from their myspace). This year sees them releasing their debut full-length on Infinite Exchange records, a split 7" with Basillica for Turgid Animal records, as well as EP5 and EP6.
They also begin a tour on the 29th of April at Forest Cafe in Edinburgh, covering Scotland and Northern England. See their myspace for full details.
The Radiation Line - Brandishing the Light Eternal
24 April 2010
Countdown to FUCKNO: Part 24 Kylie Minoise.

Something of a local legend, as well as an international superstar (check his 'live in Japan' EP), we're very pleased to have had him play for us back at our 2008 xmas party. It was terrifying, though not as much as his legendary one-on-one shows at Instal. Line up to get locked in a small, darkened room with Kylie and his high end sonic assault. What? You're scared you say?
Well here's a little something to get you in the mood, taken from his forthcoming album, the fantastically titled "Sid Vicious Occult School Of Motoring":
KYLIE MINOISE Wizard Puke
Plastic food in a concrete maze

Be sure to check out the Oceanographic Research Vessel Alguita's blog for more information.
23 April 2010
Countdown to FUCKNO Part 23 KIDS ON TV

Twenty three is a magic number!
You might have heard of Kids On TV by now - if not where the hell have you been? Certainly not hanging out at all those ultra hip alternative gay bars thats fo shizzle.
Their 2007 LP "Mixing Business With Pleasure" is a classic of queercore electro, featuring as it does collabs with Boy George and dyke heroines Lesbians On Ecstacy, as well as tunes like "Hanky Code", "Breakdance Hunx", and a lovely doo-wop cover of Jermaine Stewart STD-paranoia classic "We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off (To Have A Good Time)".
Their new album "Pantheon" is due for release any time now, an event we're looking forward to greatly, but in the meantime they have very kindly donated a remix of their amazingly-titled "Cockwolves" by Yes Sir Idol to FUCKNO. Lap it up baby!
KIDS ON TV Cockwolves (Yes Sir Idol Remix)
Happy Birthday CRY PARROT!

Last night saw the third birthday bash of one of our favourite local gig promoters, CRY PARROT.
These guys have been putting on DIY gigs for three years and have put on some amazing shows. We could do a list of all the bands they have put on, but they've done that already and you can see it here. It would take all day to list them, but suffice to say that 8 of the acts on FUCKNO have played for them, so you know they've got good taste.
They have not one but TWO free compilation albums available for download through our other local favourites Winning Sperm Party, which you really should get. To make it as easy as possible, here are the direct download links:

Compilation 1

Compilation 2
Happy Birthday guys, and here's to many more years of great gigs!
LRxxx
And ach, seeing as we're such slags for name dropping, here's a list of who's been on the Cry Parrot stages (though I reckon this needs an update): the ex & brass unbound, john maus, lovvers, quack quack, zu, chin up chin up, vars of litchi, gay against you, pocahaunted, sun araw, plaaydoh, triple school, clorinde, cleckhuddersfax, marble valley (feat steve west from pavement), gary war, blue sabbath black fiji, bird names, dam mantle, tattie zones, zun zun egui, sun araw, divorce, ultimate thrush, copy haho, divorce, tickley feather, wounded knee, moha!, cheveu, action beat, poltergroom, stig noise soundsystem, beards, blues control, tropa macaca, household, tiny little hearts, remember remember, viking moses, pvh, katie stelmanis, yoko oh no!, my kappa roots, rm hubbert, nackt insecten, golden ghost, destructo swarmbots, noma, kylie minoise, ballad of mable wong, louts, streets of rage, adebisi shank, mr peppermint, y'all is fantasy island, fox gut daata, trees, an emergency, grozny.
22 April 2010
Countdown to FUCKNO Part 22 Dalai Dahmer

Dalai Dahmer? Hmm, that name is familiar...
Shallow Rave's very own master of destruction, the founder-king of clusterfunk, Dalai Dahmer drops a fresh beat for you. This is an extract from the uncharacteristically stripped back 'Danger Is Dropping' session, recorded this month.
Danger Is Dropping (Peligro Pequeños Cut) by Dalai Dahmer
21 April 2010
Classic Chicago style
Ron Trent @ Back To Basics. It's still hip to be disillusioned.
Ron Trent Live @ Back To Basics, This Ain't Chicago, This Is Fucking Leeds - 01-04-1995 by R_co
Ron Trent Live @ Back To Basics, This Ain't Chicago, This Is Fucking Leeds - 01-04-1995 by R_co
Countdown to FUCKNO: Part 21 J-Lab

Fusing techno, electro and experimentalism, J-lab makes music for the head and the feet. Playful experimentalism, backed by an impressive knowledge and technical approach to music. A true artist, and one worth following, his soundcloud is the best way to keep track of him online. He's also released on the netlabels Metroline, Adrecordings, and Deletetechno.com.
We're very proud to be featuring J-Lab on FUCKNO, and highly recommend anyone with a taste for the dark and experimental side of electronica to go check it out.
Track coming soon - waiting on mastering.
R.I.P. Guru

One of the finest voices in the history of hip-hop passed on Monday - rest in peace Guru, you will be missed! Full story here. And if you forgot just how good Gang Starr were, here's some reminders:
20 April 2010
Lord Pearson hasn't read the UKIP manifesto
My attention was recently drawn to this clip of Lord Pearson (leader of UKIP) appearing on the BBC Campaign show. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at this one.
I can't believe it's not Dissident

"Less than a year after closing his acclaimed Dissident label, London-based DJ and producer Andy Blake has set up a new imprint called Cave Paintings.
Primarily a platform for Blake's own releases, the label will be run with a no-frills approach: all tracks will be recorded live in one take on analog gear, and releases will be available exclusively on vinyl. Chatting via email earlier this week, Blake filled us in on what the new imprint is all about:"
Read More...
Will he be smart enough to bring The Niallist aka House Machine to follow up his successful Dissident releases Remember and The Hots? Will there be more Ali "God, he's awesome" Renault? More Binary Chaffinch aka Kruton? Or will we be seeing an entirely new crop of analogue musicians ripping it up?
Time will tell.
Countdown to FUCKNO: Part 20 Texture.

Texture's biography would take far too long to fill in here - suffice to say, as a journalist, author, slam poet and MC, Texture's passion is words (Check out his Aphasia EP on Black Lantern to hear more). However, he also produces and DJs, and has contributed a rare solo production for FUCKNO. A Dark Wind Blows' only vocals are taken from a certain group of Canadian anarchists, and are backed by a dark, throbbing electro pulse interspersed with delicate melodies.
Dig it.
Texture - A Dark Wind Blows
19 April 2010
Countdown to FUCKNO Part 19 DOXY

We don't know that much about Mr Doxy except that he makes rather good breakcore, and that he missed out on being on the first NORAVE comp by the skin of a mouse's ball hair. So to rectify that situation we ar emaking sure he gets onto FUCKNO to represent the breakcore massive.
DOXY Selbstmord
18 April 2010
Countdown to FUCKNO Part 18 Hannas Barber

Hannas Barber is the work of three guys, Ed, Dan and Simon, and while their music takes in elements of broken beat, jazz, dub, glitch and more, it's pretty hard to pigeon hole. Except for the super-massive gaping black chasm of a genre that is Norave.
Recording music in lengthy jam sessions and re-editing it for release, Hannas Barber are prolific chaps. Simon also does visual work under the name Vitascope, and has supplied visuals on many occassions for our friends at Sound The Alarm. After many releases over the years, on Glasgow's Dalriada records and their own imprint Instant Action Object, HB last year released the 19-track CD, which is how they came to our attention. But we are glad to be able to present an exclusive Hannas Barber track for FUCKNO, the squelchy dub-not-dub soundscape that is "The End Jump". It's rather good, even if we say so ourselves!
HANNAS BARBER The End Jump
17 April 2010
Countdown to FUCKNO Part 17 BOY ARMY

Dreamy winkle supergroup, Boy Army, is a project consisting of several unauthorized persons including artist, grot novelist & nudey model, Mark Tolson, ex-chateaux hypoglyceamia artist & Machete Attack warbler , Laurence Elliott & big dyslexia music mind Darren Cullen (ex-Shitdisco, Age Of Consent) who swan about in their fluffy cloud bus, offering up fags to single mothers at public transport waiting locations in the rain.
'Love Without Brains' is Larry & Darren's baby, & is about what the title suggests & about the breakdown of a beautiful relationship when you have to end up living in an old goats shed round the back of an in-bred's pub in a tory Roman walled cathedral city better called Chic Hysteria, walking to the poop a scoop at Jubilee park at 5 in the mourning, because the bigots won't let you use their bogs, with a huge bag of your own shit & no canine friend to disguise the abomination, then crawling back to the slug infested shit whole for a cry & an angry wank. Because of her. Come on girls, get wet!
BOY ARMY Love Without Brains
16 April 2010
Countdown to FUCKNO Part 16 Geoff Before Dishonour

Who said Metal coun't be Norave? Never before in the history of all FInland has Metal been progged so hard!
Geoff Before Dishonour used to be a part of the Little Rock staple bands The Evil Eye and Mong, before he fled to the dark lands of Suomi to chase his metal muse. The first results of his combining of thrash riffs, electro synths and almost jazzian time signatures is a four track EP that we hope to dropping some time this year on Little Rock - though as GBD is a notorious perfectionist we may have to wait even longer until the brew is just right. We don't mind though, because we know it will be worth it! Here's the proof:
GEOFF BEFORE DISHONOUR Cro-Magnon
15 April 2010
Countdown to FUCKNO Part 15 WEENLIZ

Typical Weenliz live carnage - photo by Follow The Waves.
Weenliz don't exist anymore, but in their short and glittering career they brought Glasgow's music scene to a stand still. After Tayside Mental Health, they are perhaps THE Norave band, but don't tell them that or their heads will swell. Legend has it that they were banned from every live venue in Glasgow. This may have had to do with Willy the singer's attempts to kiss male audience members (bearing in mind he's about 6' 3 and built like a brick shithouse) or it may have been down to their abrasive, improvised sound. Either way they rocked. I still remember playing with them at Head Surgery when they did a set that consisted of screaming, playing a bass with a knife and sounds from a Kaoscilator. At the end of the set I realised that me, them and the promoters were the only people left in the building. ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL BABY.
Weenliz only made one record, which is available as a free download from the mighty Winning Sperm Party, and we have been waiting for about two years to get their live recordings from the Halt Bar Hijack to release. It will probably never happen. But in the name of FUCKNO, Weenliz we salute you!
New records / Music Reviews
So..... I have new tunes and have listened to rather a lot of good music in the past week, so figure it's time for a sporadic review blast. Dig in.
Storlon - The Snake (Unoiki 0410) - free to download until the 14th.
Unoiki's digital calendar continues to be awesome - another month in and another surreal slice of avant-garde music that isn't afraid to find the fun in experimentation. Glitchy crackles, minimal pops and deep swells spray and coalesce as the bass creeps up, before the wall of noise breaks and the beats emerge. Halfway between Martyn's low-end experimentation and clickno minimalism, it's a more DJ friendly track than previous releases, without ever losing sight of the label's experimental and avant garde ethos. Awesome.
Dam Mantle - The Grey EP (Halleluwah Hits)
Originally known as Animals and War, Tom Marshallay made quite an impact on Glasgow's DIY and independent scene, gigging with a looper pedal, casio keyboard, acoustic guitar and drum machine. It was brilliantly lo-fi and psychadelic, but seemed quite limited to the live sphere only. Some unknown metamorphosis has taken place, and Dam Mantle (joined by Louts for live sets) is suddenly a bass-heavy electronic proposition that owes as much to Flying Lotus, Blockhead and Samiyam as it does to the alt-folk origins. Rebong begins as a wobbly piece of electronica, before morphing into a wonky, broken beat rhythm that wouldn't sound out of place on a Lukid or HudMo record, whislt Yoghourt takes vocal loops, splices and chops them, and builds floating ethereality into thump-crack hip-hop. Rebong's probably the most evidently dancefloor track, full of crisp percussion and lfoed basslines. Admittedly Rusko won't be playing it any time soon, but for those looking for more cerebral and wonky dancefloor material, it's a bold piece of work and as a whole work, Grey is excellent.
Akira Kiteshi - Boom N Pow / Ming The Merciless
Finally got round to buying some Akira Kiteshi, after hearing many many good things about him. Finding a Raffertie remix finally flipped the decision and off I go to buy two EPs. For the most part, AK makes that mythical beast known as 'Dubstep'; full of wobbly, skull-crushing bass and skittery, swung beats. However, there's a smattering of offbeat breakcore-isms, and a predilection for frantically screamed vocals that adds an unnerving edge.
Boom and Pow's probably my favourite off both records, with crunked up boom-clap and fractured hype vocals. The best thing about it is the first breakdown though, which cuts up chop socky vocals and white noise, before a dropping the famous "and now for something completely different" and morphing into a wobbling 4x4 monster. YEAH!
I've also been getting well into Raffertie, who provides the remix of Boom and Pow, and makes pant-wettingly grinding breakcore / dubstep hybrid. His Vomit Riddim is just disquieting though, breaking down from womp nasty into the coughing and splattering of some poor munter losing their guts. It does this repeatedly. ooft.
Alexis K -The Death of Everything Cool (Permanent Damage)
Quite pleasant electronica / trip-hop type stuff that's due a digital release fairly soon. I was pretty dubious, as the press claimed Alexis K as "The First Lady of Dubstep", an odd praise, and one that seems highly implausible considering the existence of a certain Radio 1 DJ. However, the four tracks here all unite barking basslines, half-time rhythms and the rest with an unusual country/ western bent. Alexis' guitar lines are crisply played and pretty catchy, but do take away from the dancefloor potential of some tracks - The title track kinda feels like the final tune on a mix, rather than a DJ tool. The combination works well on Sundance at Dawn though, where a lingering High Noon atmosphere, film samples and colt gunshots replace grime's "urban jungle" pish and gangster glock pops that have become yawnsome.
In general, the production's exceptionally crisp, the style's unique, and I've played it over a few times, but I haven't found myself slavering to play it on repeat. Worth looking out for.
Mo-Seph - The Other Place / Growth and Form (Black Lantern)
Author / curator / performance poet / Apocalyptic Goblin of Doom Harlequinade continues to unleash sonic majesty upon the world through the portal of Black Lantern - this time round, he's dredged up two EPs / mini-albums from Chemical Poets collaborator Mo-seph. Both are vault-dredgers, and the breadth of styles and influences absorbed is spectacular. There's a distinct ambient and experimental bent that pervades both EPs, flitting between delicate gamelan percussion and warm synths (Martin) and squashed electronica droning (Swamp), as well as throwing in the occaisonal breaksy trip-hop number like Entropik. There's flute breaks, cello basslines, an array of synths, and percussion ranging from Roland-esque clank to live kit and foundsounds, all building delicate sound passages. As a newcomer to Mo-seph's work, it's a little difficult to know where to start - there's such a diverse range of sounds and styles which are all executed well, that it feels a little spastic to listen to. Download both, get 'em on your mp3 player and set course for the middle of nowhere... real fucking wow music.

Unoiki's digital calendar continues to be awesome - another month in and another surreal slice of avant-garde music that isn't afraid to find the fun in experimentation. Glitchy crackles, minimal pops and deep swells spray and coalesce as the bass creeps up, before the wall of noise breaks and the beats emerge. Halfway between Martyn's low-end experimentation and clickno minimalism, it's a more DJ friendly track than previous releases, without ever losing sight of the label's experimental and avant garde ethos. Awesome.

Originally known as Animals and War, Tom Marshallay made quite an impact on Glasgow's DIY and independent scene, gigging with a looper pedal, casio keyboard, acoustic guitar and drum machine. It was brilliantly lo-fi and psychadelic, but seemed quite limited to the live sphere only. Some unknown metamorphosis has taken place, and Dam Mantle (joined by Louts for live sets) is suddenly a bass-heavy electronic proposition that owes as much to Flying Lotus, Blockhead and Samiyam as it does to the alt-folk origins. Rebong begins as a wobbly piece of electronica, before morphing into a wonky, broken beat rhythm that wouldn't sound out of place on a Lukid or HudMo record, whislt Yoghourt takes vocal loops, splices and chops them, and builds floating ethereality into thump-crack hip-hop. Rebong's probably the most evidently dancefloor track, full of crisp percussion and lfoed basslines. Admittedly Rusko won't be playing it any time soon, but for those looking for more cerebral and wonky dancefloor material, it's a bold piece of work and as a whole work, Grey is excellent.

Finally got round to buying some Akira Kiteshi, after hearing many many good things about him. Finding a Raffertie remix finally flipped the decision and off I go to buy two EPs. For the most part, AK makes that mythical beast known as 'Dubstep'; full of wobbly, skull-crushing bass and skittery, swung beats. However, there's a smattering of offbeat breakcore-isms, and a predilection for frantically screamed vocals that adds an unnerving edge.
Boom and Pow's probably my favourite off both records, with crunked up boom-clap and fractured hype vocals. The best thing about it is the first breakdown though, which cuts up chop socky vocals and white noise, before a dropping the famous "and now for something completely different" and morphing into a wobbling 4x4 monster. YEAH!
I've also been getting well into Raffertie, who provides the remix of Boom and Pow, and makes pant-wettingly grinding breakcore / dubstep hybrid. His Vomit Riddim is just disquieting though, breaking down from womp nasty into the coughing and splattering of some poor munter losing their guts. It does this repeatedly. ooft.

Quite pleasant electronica / trip-hop type stuff that's due a digital release fairly soon. I was pretty dubious, as the press claimed Alexis K as "The First Lady of Dubstep", an odd praise, and one that seems highly implausible considering the existence of a certain Radio 1 DJ. However, the four tracks here all unite barking basslines, half-time rhythms and the rest with an unusual country/ western bent. Alexis' guitar lines are crisply played and pretty catchy, but do take away from the dancefloor potential of some tracks - The title track kinda feels like the final tune on a mix, rather than a DJ tool. The combination works well on Sundance at Dawn though, where a lingering High Noon atmosphere, film samples and colt gunshots replace grime's "urban jungle" pish and gangster glock pops that have become yawnsome.
In general, the production's exceptionally crisp, the style's unique, and I've played it over a few times, but I haven't found myself slavering to play it on repeat. Worth looking out for.

Author / curator / performance poet / Apocalyptic Goblin of Doom Harlequinade continues to unleash sonic majesty upon the world through the portal of Black Lantern - this time round, he's dredged up two EPs / mini-albums from Chemical Poets collaborator Mo-seph. Both are vault-dredgers, and the breadth of styles and influences absorbed is spectacular. There's a distinct ambient and experimental bent that pervades both EPs, flitting between delicate gamelan percussion and warm synths (Martin) and squashed electronica droning (Swamp), as well as throwing in the occaisonal breaksy trip-hop number like Entropik. There's flute breaks, cello basslines, an array of synths, and percussion ranging from Roland-esque clank to live kit and foundsounds, all building delicate sound passages. As a newcomer to Mo-seph's work, it's a little difficult to know where to start - there's such a diverse range of sounds and styles which are all executed well, that it feels a little spastic to listen to. Download both, get 'em on your mp3 player and set course for the middle of nowhere... real fucking wow music.
High Energy Teamy
Ooh...first post and I'm afraid it's shameless self-promotion.
Here's a wee mix I did a few months ago for FUN SIZE, the night I run with Mr. David Barbarossa here in Glasgow.
Fun Size Volume 4 Hi NRG TME by funsize
I fully intend to write something more than stuff about myself at some point. Still, you can't complain about nearly an hour's worth of camp disco goodness.
Hope you enjoy it. I reckon it'd make a good soundtrack to the pre-club bit where yr drinking Cherry Lambrini and doing yr make up before hitting the tiles.
Here's a wee mix I did a few months ago for FUN SIZE, the night I run with Mr. David Barbarossa here in Glasgow.
Fun Size Volume 4 Hi NRG TME by funsize
I fully intend to write something more than stuff about myself at some point. Still, you can't complain about nearly an hour's worth of camp disco goodness.
Hope you enjoy it. I reckon it'd make a good soundtrack to the pre-club bit where yr drinking Cherry Lambrini and doing yr make up before hitting the tiles.
14 April 2010
Bhanging Tunes
Came across this yesterday on Dangerous Minds: awesome 808, 303 & Jupiter-8 action from early 80's Bombay.
Plus a short article about its author, Charanjit Singh, from the Guardian.
Countdown to FUCKNO: Part 14 Blood of The Bull
We've blogged about Blood of the Bull once before, and just to recap, Divorce guitarist Hillary Vanscoy makes alt-rock darkness that's so beautiful.
I just came across a review I never got round to publishing previously of her EP Four Small Bodies (Winning Sperm Party) so thought I'd post it as part of the lead up. If you dig, go check the Winning Sperm Party site out and stick around for her contribution to FUCKNO at the end of the month.
Blood of the Bull - Four Small Bodies.
Lofi recordings, mini-albums, seriously dark music. These are all things that have little place within the commercial distribution sphere, and coincidentally, they’re also three of the main characteristics of the Winning Sperm Party ‘net label / music blog‘s releases. In the past, we’ve been given Ultimate Thrush’s 16 minute, ten track album, Weenliz’ home-recorded, circuit-bending noise-core, and Plaaydoh. ‘Nuff Said.
Their latest release, Blood of the Bull’s “Four Small Bodies” is a raw and introspective lost highway into the mind of Divorce guitarist Hillary VanScoy. Basically, it’s everything you‘d expect not to sell; Slow-grinding, alt-rock headfucks combined with a dark lyrical bent, sludgy riffs and serial-killer atmospherics. For those who don’t know Divorce; Ten-tons-heavy NoWave punk, tight as fuck, lyrically brutal, signed to Optimo, lethal live. Blood of the Bull kicks off with Flick, a lofi grinder that combines super fuzzed guitars, vocals tenuously circling melody and a stooges-esque raw drum sound. Repeating this incessantly would get boring, but two more of the same sit comfortably and are potent enough to keep the listener interested.
It’s the final track, Be Mine, that really kicks in though; it’s slow-grinding, minor key, and as dark as it’s precursors. The off-time, spoken word vocals drag the listener in though, slowly recounting a partner waking up and describing his dream. It’s as deep or as meaningless as whatever you choose to invest in it, but the melody and drive make for compelling listening.
It’s not a world-shattering EP, but to contextualise the brutality of Divorce, or simply to give you something to trip to in the dark hours, Four Small Bodies’ well worth the bandwidth.
MENERGY this Saturday!

It's Menergy time again - and this month we have moved to a Saturday night at the all new location of Bacchus, Merchant City, Glasgow.
To get you in the mood Menergy resident Kid Zipper hs done two brand spanking new mixes showcasing the kind of disco you will hear at the night. The mix comes in two parts, "Power Top" and "Vocal Bottom", both below.
There is a special "Fags vs Dykes" party next Friday too, as Menergy teams up with Lock Up Your Daughters at the Flying Duck, and I hope to have my own Menergy mix ready for then too. Flame on!
KID ZIPPER Power Top Mix
1.By The Riverside – Appleblim and Komonazmuk Remix
2.HarmoniaModerat – Rusty Nails- Shackleton Remix
1.Stereo Image – Dark Chapter
2.Caribou- Niobe
3.Magnus International – Mandass Morran Blus
4.Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazelwood -Summer Wine- Accidental Instrumental
5.Fleetwood Mac - Big Brown Eyes – Easy Lee DJ Edit
6.Efedmin – Acid Bell- Martyns Bittersweet Remix
7.Burial and Four Tet – Wolf Cub
8.Arthur Russell – Keep Up
9.The Teardrop Explodes – Tiny Children
10.Goblin – Suspiria
11.Tunng – The Pioneers
12.Golden Panda – Back Home
KID ZIPPER Vocal Bottom Mix
1.Magnus International – Undulat
2.Cellophane Edit – Misalluba
.Dorothy's Fortress- Coupe De Ville
4.My Mine- Hypnotic Tango
5.Runaway- Black Lable Honey – TBD Remix
6.Invincible Scum – Rise of Invincible Scum
7.Motor City Drum Ensemble- Breath Control
8.Azoto- Exalt
9.Donna Summer – Lucky Me- Horsemeat Disco Edit
10.Lindstrom and Prins Thomas- Tirsdagasjam
11.Goblin- Tenebre- SSUK Edit
12.Depeche Mode- New Life
13.Mr Pauli- Le Crunch
14.Magnus International- Kosmetik
15.Alden Tyrell- What Your Eyes Can Do
16.Elton John – Funeral For A Friend
13 April 2010
Countdown to FUCKNO Part 13 AVERAGE JOE STALIN

We don't like fascists on this blog, but those communists were well cool, innit!
Average Joe Stalin is an artist who (as part of another, pretty well known, band) appeared on the first NORAVE comp. Unfortunately that band, great as they were, have gone their seperate ways. However, one of them was kind enough to give us his FIRST EVER recorded tune to use on FUCKNO. Yowsah! Hence this little beauty, which name drops Richard and Judy and possible Montelle Jordan. Can you tell who the mystery artist is yet?
AVERAGE JOE STALIN Montelle Gets Things Done
12 April 2010
Countdown to FUCKNO: Part 12 Norihito Kodama

Unlike Headless Kamikaze (with whom he has collaborated with on some split releases),Norihito Kodama IS from Japan. Kodama is better known by the name N.R.Y.Y. (Noise Re Yacky) as which he has put out a bunch of noise and experimantal releases over the years. His latest album is called "Silent Novels" and you can get a copy directly form the man himself through his myspace.
However, for FUCKNO we present you with something different - "Momiji" is a bizarre mixture of ambient noise, computer game soundtrack and widdly-metal guitar solos. Just how we like 'em!
NORIHITO KODAMA Momiji
11 April 2010
Countdown to FUCKNO: Part 11 HEADLESS KAMIKAZE

Just when you thought we had softened up and lost our noisy edge (thanks to Blackhead and Gatr), along comes Headless Kamikaze to blow the cottonwool out of your ears. This is FUCKNO after all. Headless Kamikaze does actually have a head, and contrary to what his name suggests he is not from Japan but from Russia. HIs real name is Alexander Kibanov, and he is a very prolific noise/grind musician, as attested by his myspace.
"La Crise vs La Macroéconomie" is taken from his 12 track 2009 release "Sasha Lower Than Undergound" (which you can find here). RRAAAARRRRRR!
HEADLESS KAMIKAZE "La Crise vs La Macroéconomie"
10 April 2010
Countdown to FUCKNO: Part 10 Gatr

Absorbing influences as diverse as concrète, D'n'B, glitch and the classic Planet Mu breakcore sound of Venetian Snares or Shitmat, Gatr is powerful and disturbing sonic proposition. More music can be found over at his myspace, including a couple of mixes.
Gatr - DMT LSD remix - Lo res version, hi-res coming soon.
GATR as DJ Faceshred'r - Dubstep mix.
- Skream - Fick
- Distance - Victim Support
- TC - Wheres My Money (Caspa Remix)
- DZ - Down
- Chase & Status - Eastern Jam
- Kid Sister - Pro Nails (Rusko Remix)
- Rusko - Mr Chips
- ClueKid - Frogs On Acid
- Stenchman - Fuck Off Dubplate
- Black Star & Topcat - Champion DJ
- Q Project - Champion Sound (Alliance Remix)
- Ray Keith - Chopper (Shy FX Remix)
- L Double & Younghead - New Styles
- TC - Where My Money
- Blackstar & Topcat - Champion DJ (Lon. Somting Remix)
- Prizna - Fire (Urban Shakedown Remix)
- UK Apache & Shy FX - Original Nuttah (Free The Harwear Remix)
- Rudebwoy Monty - Rukas
- Rudebwoy Monty - Summertime Sumting
- Shy FX - Ra
- Congo Natty - Well, Well
- Krinjah - Sizzla
- Krinjah - Junglist
- Kringjah - Angel (VIP Mix)
- Congo Natty - Wardance
- Gang Related & Mask - Dictation
- UK Apache & Shy FX - Original Nuttah (Aphrodite Remix)
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