A Xtian take on Cee-lo Green. Just how wrong is this? Let me count the ways...
Thx to Christian Nightmares.
Showing posts with label jesus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jesus. Show all posts
17 March 2011
25 May 2010
Christian Rock Band Know How Jesus Felt
From The Onion
COLUMBIA, MO—After walking off stage to a chorus of boos, threats, and obscenities, local Christian rock band Enter the Kingdom told reporters Friday that they now knew exactly how Jesus felt when he was persecuted.
"We were always taught that Christ suffered for the sins of man, but it wasn't until our gig at Pat's Tavern that we actually understood what that meant," said lead singer Andrew Walker, who formed the band in 2006 with three friends from his Bible study group.
COLUMBIA, MO—After walking off stage to a chorus of boos, threats, and obscenities, local Christian rock band Enter the Kingdom told reporters Friday that they now knew exactly how Jesus felt when he was persecuted.
"We were always taught that Christ suffered for the sins of man, but it wasn't until our gig at Pat's Tavern that we actually understood what that meant," said lead singer Andrew Walker, who formed the band in 2006 with three friends from his Bible study group.
31 March 2010
Run, Jesus, Run!
With a soundtrack that features a cover of Sonseed's instant Ska Classic, "Jesus Is A Friend Of Mine", "Run, Jesus, Run" looks set to lay waste to a good five minutes of your life.
Not only that, but it's educational!
Fuckin' yaldi.
EDIT: I've just spent about half an hour playing "Oiligarchy" by the same guy. Totally addictive. Have a look at the rest of the site for more.
Not only that, but it's educational!
Fuckin' yaldi.
EDIT: I've just spent about half an hour playing "Oiligarchy" by the same guy. Totally addictive. Have a look at the rest of the site for more.
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