Two Year Old Tells It Like It Is

Chris Korda "I Like To Watch"

Is this the most offensive song in the history of everything? Watch the vid and judge for yourself. There is no way in hell I am gonna post the original video (still below), which is like this one, but intercut with about 50 odd cum shots and lots of jocky American sport action. But hey, if that tickles your fancy, you can find it here.



This has shades of Chris Morris' extreme satyrical genius, and also a Ballardian sense of depersonalising an horrific incident through sexualisation of the subject matter. And it has teh megalolz (listen out for nostril spurting guffaw moments at c.1:20 and 2:40). This is almost ten years old now, but still retains its power.

Chris Korda is the transvestite leader of the cult The Church of Euthanasia, the four main pillars of which are Suicide, Abortion, Cannibalism and Sodomy (or any non-procreative sex). Signed to International Deejay Gigolo in the late 90's, s/he's a respected producer, though I'd never heard of this tune til a few days ago. Like a much more extreme version of the Church of Subgenius, CoE seems even more relevant today than it did in the 90s. Please come back and shock us some more Chris!

You can download I Like To Watch for free, along with remixes by Richard Bartz and Cannibal Whore Feast, right here.

WTF America???

This is some depressing shit right here. The crowd singles out and picks on some black guy who may or may not be a Muslim. It coulda got really ugly - thankfully it only got pretty ugly.

Happy Paddy's Day!

I am back in the mammyland right now, and it's been a long time since I was here on St Patrick's Day. I can hear the rumblings of the parade in the distance. To celebrate all things hilarious and Irish, here's a video of some boggers in Co. Limerick worshipping a tree stump. This may come across like a Day Today parody but every ounce of it is true. I love this clip - enjoy!

Where have all believers gone?

"The British Social Attitudes survey of religious belief in Britain shows the decline in Christianity generally and Anglicanism in particular continuing. But what it does not show is any concomitant rise in atheism."

 From The Guardian

To celebrate, here's "Outcast" by Hungarian metalheads 'Ektomorph':

Pokemon power!

What you do with your brain has a direct correlation to where you're gonna spend eternity!